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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tim allen, from "once upon a time," ginnifer goodwin and music from foster the people. with cleto and the cletone. and now, as a matter of fact, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching.
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thank you, all of you here -- [ cheers and applause ] [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming to my seminar. i swear this isn't a cult. really, i swear. today is an interesting day for me. if you watched the show last night or the night before, i have been having a rough time. because my mom didn't get me an easter basket this year. every year, since i was born, well into my 40s, my mother has given me an easter basket on easter, the day to do it. at a certain point, i think my wife was like "what is going on with this?" it became embarrassing. i told her once i turn 50 i don't want them anymore. i want to give her a few years to get used to this. an emotional buffer if you will. but this year, a full, four years before the age 50 cutoff, i got cutoff. i got no easter basket. she ended her easter basket program prematurely. and with no warning at all. so i decided to sue her. i relied on that easter basket
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to put it in legal terms off to make it through the year. then i didn't get it. so guess what happened? this morning in the middle of a meeting my mother just walks into my office. i didn't know sunny whe was in . i swear. and she dropped this off on my desk. [ cheers and applause ] then she, and then she walked right out without saying a word. let's see what is in this thing here. i didn't open it yet. but we got a "mad" magazine in here. very good. we have some peeps. we have got -- a bathing suit. it's always like this, by the way. a -- looks like what an oven mitt shaped like a fish. and something in there. i don't know what the hell is in there. probably condoms again. i don't know what is this?
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a thing that says "no whining" on it. that's going in the garbage. and a, oh, a bubble wand, also, perfect. well this is good. it's late. i'm not crazy about that. technically this is an easter bucket, not a basket. i am giving her half credit. glad you learned your lesson. mom, i will let this slide as long adds it doesn't happen again. guillermo, will you put this in our clubhouse. oh, there are swedish fish in there. don't emeat those. glad we have that behind us. i will say this, you hate to put a parent in a home for something like that. i was prepared to do it. yesterday, by the way was earth day. and today we went right back to throwing jamba juice cups in the rain forest. yesterday, i never know what to get the earth for earth day. i just bought it an itunes gift card and buried it. we all know how humans feel about earth day. i was wondering how earth feels
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about it. what does the earth think about its day sniff ? if if the likes it why doesn't it send us a card. the earth release aid special message to thank us for yesterday and all we do all year round. take a look. >> hello, people, i have mother earth. for 4 billion years i lived in peace and harmony. floating alone in a sea of natural beauty. then you came along. you paved me. chopped down my trees. filled my ocean with trash. and choke my sky with pollution and gas. and now you have the audacity to declare it earth day? you want to do something nice for me on earth day? get the [ bleep ] off me. just climb aboard some richard branson galactic [ bleep ] space rocket and fly your [ bleep ] to uranus or something. [ bleep ]. >> save mother earth. get off. >> get the [ bleep ] off.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "people" magazine today unveiled their annual list of the 50 most beautiful people. "people" magazine has an interesting process for choosing the most beautiful person. the editors look at every single person on earth. then they vote. it is really the only fair way to do it. topping this year's beautiful person's list, a new star, won an oscar best supporting actress this year. this is kind of weird. i don't know why it was necessary to call the other women losers. but -- hey, not my magazine. lupita is unquestionably beautiful. but her name is not easy to pronounce. which made it a tough day for our nation's news anchors. >> "people" magazine reveals its annual world's most beautiful. >> and the winner is lupita nyongo. >> oscar winner and yale alum, lupita nyongo.
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>> actress lupita nyongo is having a year. >> she sure is. >> her last name. >> it was close. >> lupita nyongo. >> lupita nyongo. >> lupita nyongo. >> more good news for oscar winner lupita. "people" magazine has named her the most beautiful woman of 2014. >> jimmy: just drop the last name altogether. they'll get it. nyongo. wish they asked john travolta to announce her. did such a nice job at the oscars. one glaring omission from the most beautiful list, that was toronto mayor rob ford. who was in the crowd last night at game two of the nba playoff series between the nets and raptors. >> well they call the people's mayor. there is rob ford. and with the raptor fans. there he is in the red.
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>> jimmy: there he is. in the red face. interesting. oh, there he goes. and that's why he is the best. he always delivers. there its another prominent torontoian at the game. our friend drake at the game. for some reason, drake, you see here, took the opportunity to -- to roll lint off his pants. really, how much lint could have collected on his pants during the time he left the house and when the game started. you know when i was a young man, rappers were rolling not lint. >> something surprised to hear. the city of l.a. taking a beating in the tourism department. despite the fact we have perfect weather and lots of fake breasts here. l.a. has fallen behind, new york, chicago, orlandoen tourism. they say the reason is we don't have enough hotels. does that sound right, have you ever canceled a trip because, to
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an entire city because there is not a hotel. sorry, kids. l.a. is full. let's check phoenix. it doesn't make any sense? what? he's what? oh. all right. o okay. he is out on the street. let's see what is going on. tichl tim allen. hey, tim. what is going on? >> i was walking down hollywood boulevard, jimmy. >> jimmy: you were. >> you don't need to worry about hotel rooms. here in anything anlos angeles degrees all the time. sleep right on the street here. sleep on the star. right here. >> jimmy: ha-ha. >> not only that. you could sleep on -- right over there. harvey keitel. lay down on harvey keitel. or rachel welch. two stars. and, or jimmy kimmel star down there, always vacant.
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you can stay right there. >> jimmy: is that right. my star is va scacant right now? >> kind of all the time. >> jimmy: it is. i never go out there. are you sleeping out on the street. why do you have a pillow? >> i just wanted. it is a prop. >> jimmy: are you telling me this is a bit and not a tip? >> no, i am generally out here. i am saying that because, there is no hotel rooms you can sleep anywhere in los angeles. we are kind of a socialist state. if you sleep on the street out here, you stay long enough, they start giving you free stuff. >> jimmy: they do? >> a cell phone. birkenstocks, cargo shorts, if you stay long enough, you get a free tesla. >> jimmy: thank you, tim. free tesla. >> i actually can't move. i literally cannot move. >> jimmy: tim, come back into the building. we need you here to be a guest. >> okay, i will see you inside.
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>> all right. >> jimmy: the stars are just like us, they really are. we are going to take a break? we are going to take a break. when we come back, we have, you know there is a youth hostel next door to us in hollywood, where tourists who don't know better come to stay for cheap. we have two people outside who are staying. those two people are staying at the hostel. when we come back they're going to compete. the winner will get to stay in a real hotel room. okay. that plus tim allen, ginnifer goodwin, and music from foster the people. so come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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#. >> jimmy: welcome back. as summer approaches in l.a. thousand of tourists from all over the world flock to hollywood. many stay a couple doors down at the hollywood hostilel. inexpensive. beds, $30 a night. not luxury. a polilace to stay. we thought we would give some one a chance to leave the hostel and stay in a room at the hollywood roosevelt hotel on the other side of the street. with that said, it is time to play "hostel la vista." ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] my cousin sal is outside dressed as a monkey. >> don't try to be funny. you are not. >> jimmy: great outfit, sal. who pro poposed that outfit to ? >> i don't know. it is laundry day.
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what do you want me to say? >> jimmy: let's meet our contestants. introduce us to who is out there. >> this is chris. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> hamburg, germany. >> jimmy: german. a backpack on? >> pretty heavy. >> jimmy: how long in town? >> four days. >> jimmy: enjoying yourself? >> love it. >> jimmy: what do you do? >> finish school. start studying back to germany. >> jimmy: what are you studying? >> business. german business. all right. meet your opponent now. sal, ask who it is. wearing a nametag. your name is louise, where are you from? >> from england. >> jimmy: from england, what part? >> brighton. >> jimmy: the beach, right. >> yes. >> jimmy: how long have you been in town? >> a week. we came straight to hollywood. >> jimmy: you went to coachella, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: stay ein the hostel i
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a desert. >> in palm springs. >> jimmy: are you enjoying yourself? >> yes, having an amazing time. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living, louise? >> i quit my job to travel. >> jimmy: you did? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, nothing. all right. chris, louise. this is what you are playing for, a luxury suite at hotel roosevelt located steps away from the hostel. [ cheers and applause ] 1,200 square foot room, king bed, wet bar, you name it they have it. to win you have to know something abut us in l.a. this its the way it will work. ask you question as but our city and state. you have to answer the questions. who ever gets the most right, gets the room, okay. >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: all packed. ready. let's play. the first question -- what is the capital of the state of california? buzz in if you know it. louise. >> los angeles. >> jimmy: that's incorrect. chris?
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>> san francisco. >> jimmy: that is closer. but no it is sacramento is the capital. all right. next question. what is froio? chris? >> jimmy: fro-yo. >> frozen yogurt. >> jimmy: that is correct. ha-ha. -ha-ha. an educated guess you never heard that term before. huh? >> no, never. >> jimmy: we specialize in stupid word here in california. the fresh prince lived in what l.a. neighborhood? that was quick. louise. >> bel-aire. >> jimmy: absolutely right. we have a tie game. [ applause ] this itss a video question. cousin sal, doing great so far. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: who is this person?
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ha-ha-ha. who is that man? chris. chris. yes? >> lebron james? joint is not lebron james. louise, do you have a guess? >> i really have no idea. >> jimmy: do you know what sport he plays? >> basketball. >> jimmy: that is correct. the most famous basketball player in the united states. >> not michael jordan? >> jimmy: no. that is kobe bryant. >> jimmy: there you go. all right. ha-ha-ha. illuminating isn't it? it is very interesting. what ferocious animal is on the california state flag? yes? >> the lion. >> jimmy: we have no lions, mountain lions. chris?
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not a dinosaur, no. a bear. a bear? >> jimmy: yes, that's close enough. we have beers on tap here. a "beer." everything is beers with you germans. >> i found out during the commercial break that the two partook in love making act the hostel, they're both going to wherever we send them. >> jimmy: wait a minute. is there something going on between you two. >> no. >> jimmy: all right. maybe this contest is moot, because you both will be staying in the same room. all right. let's go ahead. with the questions. what is the name of the poison that l.a. women inject into their forehead and lips? yes, louise? >> botox. >> jimmy: that is right, louise. one final question -- for all of the marbles.
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the rap group mwa was out of what part of los angeles? >> wisconsin. >> jimmy: no, no. there are only white people in wisconsin. chris, do you know? >> no. >> jimmy: it didn't matter. you are going to be staying together anyway. is there any chance you will share that room? >> is it detroit? it is not detroit. >> we are passed that. >> i think it is all right. >> jimmy: you want one more question to see if we can have somebody win this thing. >> go for it. >> jimmy: name two professional sports teams from the l.a. area? chris. >> ucla, and the dodgers. >> jimmy: the dodgers, yes.
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what else did you say? >> ucla, the football team. the l.a. lakers. >> jimmy: lakers. the lakers. the bellhop sal will take your luggage for you. and louise, going back to the hostel. and we have a large bottle of anti-bacterial gel. thank you. there you go. >> jimmy: tonight on the show from "once upon a time," ginnifer goodwin is here, we have music from foster the people, and we'll be right back with tim allen. stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you gotta see this, look. you need to see this! guys, you need to see this. [ splat ] ew, gross. awesome. ♪ my love is calling ♪
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>> jimmy: tonight on the program from "once upon a time" snow white herself ginnifer goodwin is here. i'm told she is with child and that there is a 40% chance
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she'll have the baby here on the show tonight. and then with music from their new album "supermodel," foster the people from the at&t outdoor stage. tomorrow night, julie bowen will be here, the very funny dave attell will join us, and we'll have music from cut copy. join us tomorrow, too. our first guest tonight has been our tv dad longer than most of our real life dads. you can watch the season three finale of last man standing, friday night at 8:00 here on abc. >> remember, buddy, losing is just as the good as winning. >> aren't those the lyrics to the canadian national anthem? >> jimmy: from infinity and even beyond that please welcome tim allen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: thank you for coming. >> how are you doing? everything all right? >> everything is just great. really good. really good. you are the one you got a baby coming. >> jimmy: i do have a baby coming. yeah, yeah, it's in my wife right now. >> that's a good place for the baby, actually, jimmy. >> jimmy: it continually assaults her from the inside. >> fist bumps. >> jimmy: fists, feet or worse. >> do you know what it is? don't tell me. >> jimmy: we are not going to find out. >> liar. >> jimmy: ever. >> ever? >> jimmy: people do think i'm lying. >> ask her baby doctor get it on a piece of paper. great, don't look ate.
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go where you can see -- >> jimmy: i'm sticking to the not finding out more than she is. she wants to find out. i feel look i keep saying we made a deal. now we are stick with that. joy go with that. what i am saying put it on a piece of paper, an envelope, romantic dinner, down the road. you open and see it. a great idea. >> jimmy: i could just have it come out and look at it. >> okay. you could. i just making a suggestion. >> jimmy: you are in the same situation i am in. i have a 20-year-old son and a 22-year-old daughter. you have kids in their 20s. >> and a little one. it is great. i am a little older than you. you do the math it is not good. you do the math. hey that will be, i'll be dead. oh, won't that. i will be long gone by then. or up in a window. just throw me the ball. oh, roll me over by the window. that's all i'm thinking.
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she'll be changing my diapers. >> jimmy: you think of that stuff? i think about it all the time. every time i saw a very old man sitting with like a 30-year-old. i was like there i am. that's me. >> i get it all the time. your granddaughter is gorgeous. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> that's not my granddaughter. not could be your dad. some creepy guy what are you doing with that little girl? >> jimmy: i found very interesting about you, today, you have a mexican driver's license. >> why did you bring that up? >> jimmy: why do you have that? >> i told your staff not to bring it up. i am not sure it is legal. i am sure to get arrested by somebody. we have had a home in mexico for nine years. one of the guys in mexico, think that is what he was telling me, my family speaks spanish. i am literally, can i marry your cousin. looking at me. i have cars down there. after so many years i put mexican plates on them. police said we don't like
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gringos driving with mexican plates. it's mexico. i don't know half the reason, the rules. so i got a mexican driver's license. and i whipped that out up here, and it's like, i could go to jail. it's weird to have two drivers licenses. in mexico it is a strange place anyway. going that way. you can't take stuff to mexico. they stop weird like dry frucit. what are you going to do with this? eat it i said. or that free trade thing was pretty much. >> jimmy: nafta. >> bringing stuff from mexico here. they're leery about american stuff in mexico. including americans. >> jimmy: they are, really? >> your's last in line, everything medically, go to the last in line. they don't like us there. >> jimmy: i had no idea. >> don't trust us. don't like us. the alamo. that thing. that didn't go down so well. i tried to bring, a plastic plant, six months it was in customs you.
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can't bring plants to mexico. i keep getting, it's plastic. then there is a long pause. you still can't bring plants to mexico. and i said unless it has plastic insects on it i can't see any reason why. it is six months later. even with my mexican driver's license. it didn't help. >> jimmy: we were able to get guillermo over here, no problem, right. >> yeah, no problem. [ applause ] >> jimmy: season finale this friday. have you found that a lot of the, people that watch the show are also home improvement fans? >> yeah, what's curious. 8:00 friday. have to keep saying that. abc makes me say this. if you don't like the show you should at least see it. because i figure it this way. it is free. abc has this, abc has a weird thing called free tv. no cable, no fees. turn it on channel 7, 8:00. if you don't like it, tweet jimmy. if you like it tweet me.
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i am in new york. only in new york, rice pudding store, all they sell. new york has got everything. kind of weird food, a star that just sells that. and i like rice pudding. we're in there. a family. three girls. samage of three girls on "last man standing." they're saying, santa claus. end of it. it is too bad you are off tv. and i snapped. i have a show on friday night. it's -- >> jimmy: what time is the show on? how much does it cost? >> if it weren't for my nieces knowing he, i don't think these kids watch tv. a whole different trip. i said, a wonderful show. we work really hard at it. i encourage you friday night, our last show. haven't seen it. look all it. if you don't like it. turn to something else. it its free. absolutely free. >> jimmy: your last show, next month, i understand you are going to las vegas to do some shows there? >> i work at the venetian at the
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show room at the venetian in vegas. i look doing stand up. very different. i wouldn't bring your kids. i do a lot of family stuff. >> jimmy: this is not it. >> don't bring them to the show. >> jimmy: do you enjoy las vegas, do you hide in your hotel room? >> i hide. a lot of liquor and people. dumb juice, i call it. there is no stopping. drinking. get up early. they're up late. if you are up late they're up early. i have never seen stranger people, love las vegas, 30 years been working there. men, no one dresses up to take airplanes or go to vegas. used to be suits. men wear this weird length of pant. they're like coulats, the short, most attractive part of a male leg, hairy calf, and a flip-flop, tank top, and backpack. 50-year-old guy walking around vegas. you can buy the drinks, they hang on your, around your
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shoulder. a big drink with a straw. grown man -- and, stumbling around vegas, and my brother and i in the elevator. picture of me in the elevator. advertising my show. and just as luck would have it wearing the same stupid coat as in the picture. so, two guys, drinking, god nose a week, i don't know how long. how long does it take to drink six gallons of gin? and this -- and then they look at me. they look at the picture. they can't quite get it out before the elevator opens and i'm gone. the whole vegas trip to me is -- i am in my hotel room. can't get my key. i go to the front desk. i said there is a poster. he says i will need to see some
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id. and she laughs. she goes, i know that. but i still need id. >> jimmy: that's where you whip out your mexican driver's license. right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. again mention you have a television show, "last man standing." 8:00. season finale, friday night, 8:00, abc. tim allen, everybody. fatthe fire of 1880 g at the baccouldn't stop us. nor did prohibition in the 1920's. or exile from our home country in the 60's.
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>> jimmy: earlier this month our next guest literally married her prince charming and soon they'll be having their own little hansel or get to -- gretel to follow around. you can see her as school teacher slash snow white on "once upon a time" sundays at 8 here on abc, please say hello to ginnifer goodwin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you got married the got a babien you. hope that is a babien you. >> i do. like a cirque du soleil performance. >> jimmy: are people asking to touch your stomach a lot? >> shockingly. they're not. i was told people would be coming of on the streets and just man handling me. i have been spared. i have been. >> jimmy: is that good? >> no, i think. >> jimmy: or disappointed. >> a little less loved. but. >> jimmy: where did you get married? >> here. >> jimmy: in town. >> wrapped production on "once upon a time" two weeks ago. a couple days later i was wed in venice, california. >> jimmy: married prince charming. >> i married prince charming. uh-huh. uh-huh. we are both southern. i was literally barefoot and pregnant at our wedding. i was afraid i would fall over. >> jimmy: why were you barefoot at the wedding? >> i was afraid i would fall
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over. >> jimmy: because of your pregnancy. yeah. >> am i the most pregnant guest you have ever had? >> jimmy: no, the octomom. >> that's amazing. >> jimmy: more pregnant than any one has ever been. >> impressive. >> jimmy: your husband's name. josh dallas. greatest name ever. >> naming a child with the last name dallas is more complicated. joy i don't think at all. almost any name goes with dallas. >> not the first name that begins with a d. it gets porn. and nothing geographical. sound like an airport. >> jimmy: okay, nothing. like austin dallas. >> which is literally my husband said. boy or girl, austin dallas. i am pretty sure that is an actual place where planes land. >> jimmy: you are wrorngs ng, i not. it would have to be a big airplane to land at beboth airp.
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great last name. >> strong. >> jimmy: salad spelled backwards. which is nice. >> healthy. >> jimmy: got married in venice. your whole family come out? >> our parents. it was very small. we have lots of parents. i say all the parents came out. >> jimmy: were the parents mad you got pregnant first and then married? >> no, no. we may be southern. they were really, it's look also the first grandchild. they are not only ecstatic i am pregnant. they're all coming back out here in a couple weeks to just camp out and wait. >> jimmy: really? will they stay with you when that happens? >> they will not. >> jimmy: they will not. >> i love all of our parents. but they will not. >> jimmy: the house is jam packed with dallases. >> salads. >> jimmy: a religious ceremony? >> yes. we brought out my childhood rabbi who did the ceremony.
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>> jimmy: i did not know you are jewish. >> i am jewish. whoo, jews. he will now have a jewish child. there will be jewish dallases in the world. >> jimmy: the only jewish dallas in the world. >> the kid is going to get picked on in the school. i am jewish. it was the most stress free, probably the most annoying thing some one could say, i'm 8 months pregnant, we wrapped production a couple days before. most stress free, relaxing like beautiful day. >> jimmy: that's good. >> we woke up that morning. and the wedding, we hired a wedding planner to help us because we were in canada planning this thing. she scald called me crying the g of the wedding. great, great on the wedding of the morning. call the bride crying. she said, my car has been robbed. and i'm going -- what does this mean the car has been robbed? what could be in the car that ak
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sthaak -- actually could matter. i've been on the phone with people in israel. i'm like the rabbi was not kidnapped. she says, i sent people to art supply stores. i'm like, my dress, if my dress was stolen, i could bring a sheet or something, we'll be fine. she says your katubah is missing. the katubah is a jewish wedding contract you have them made by artists all in hebrew, your religious contract. and she says it is stolen. i said, get off the phone. >> jimmy: who would steal this? >> a, who cares about our wedding contract, that is a big, i guess a big twitter pic or something. and so she, ended up, i said get off the phone with, the folks from israel. rabbi is at a hotel. sure there is stationary there, we will be fine. this is not a big deal. by the time we get off the phone, i have messages from my representatives, who say, this sound like a joke. two jews were walking down the street in hollywood, found a
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piece of paper, in the middle of the street, read hebrew, knew that like the 13th of nissan was the 12th of april and that, therefore might be important that we get this piece of paperback with my nail on it. like, googled who represent ra ginni fechlt r go ginnifer goodwin, found our reps at home on a saturday and got us back our wedding contract. >> jimmy: unbelievable. wow. i would have had the people arrested on suspicion of burglary. >> we sent them flowers instead. >> jimmy: wow. wow. want to show something quickly. this happened on abc, they were promoting a spin-off show. >> yes. yes. >> don't think we need to explain what. >> we need to discuss the deal you made with charming. >> has to be a bit more specific. >> you can't be searching for something powerful enough to vanquish the queen. you told him about excalibur.
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>> that's how i got pregnant. >> jimmy: ginnifer good win, everybody! "once upon a time" airs sundays at 8pm on abc. when we come back music from foster the people.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank tim allen, ginnifer goodwin, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first, their new album is called, "supermodel" here with the song "best friend," foster the people. ♪ when your best friend's all strung out you do everything you can cause you're never ♪ ♪ gonna let it get 'em down when you find it all around it comes in waves
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but it's hardest ♪ ♪ from the start feelings sleeping in the field again but i can feel ♪ ♪ i can feel i can feel it's beginning to end premonitions smiling ♪ ♪ in the dark i can see i can see i can see the story's ♪ ♪ starting to arc it dries up i've been a spoken word i've been a river bed ♪ ♪ i've been a rabid force and let it flow out from within
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sometimes it feels like ♪ ♪ i only dream in black and white oh oh ohh and color's so ♪ ♪ oh when your best friends all strung out you do everything ♪ ♪ you can cause you're never gonna let it get 'em down when you find it ♪ ♪ all around you said it's what you need and hide your eyes ♪ ♪ when you're close to me with your feet up in the clouds well it comes ♪ ♪ in waves but it's hardest from the start waves in theta ♪ ♪ slipping into dreams i can feel i can feel i can feel ♪ ♪ the celestial beings wilted pleasures leave you with a breath
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i can see ♪ ♪ i can see i can see the beauty in the mess ah-ah-ah ♪ ♪ it dries up i've been a river bed i tried to salt the wound ♪ ♪ i've carried more than i can i feel i've got a lot to prove ♪ ♪ sometimes i feel like i only dream in black and white oh oh oh ♪ ♪ and color's so oh when your best friend's all strung out you do everything you ♪ ♪ can cause you're never gonna let it get 'em down you find it all around yeah you say ♪ ♪ it's what you need and hide your eyes when you're close to me with your feet up ♪ ♪ in the clouds you oughta know that i'm here no matter where you go ♪ ♪ with your head hanging upside down well it comes in waves but it's hardest ♪ ♪ from the start i am here no matter where you are
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i'm waiting here ♪ ♪ with open arms no matter where you are sometimes you have to wait until it passes by like ♪ ♪ a satellite or star no matter where you are when your best friend's all strung out ♪ ♪ you know it oh-oh-oh with your feet up in the clouds ♪ ♪ oh yeah you know it when your best friend's all strung out ♪ ♪ oh yeah you know it you oughta know that i'm here ♪
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♪ no matter where you go with your head hanging upside down oh yeah ♪ ♪ you know it well that's how you know that your best friend's all strung out ♪ this is "nightline." >> ladies and gentlemen -- >> tonight the american dream. a $6 billion company under fire. and under federal investigation. selling diet products and a better life for 3 million distributors. >> can i ask you question as but herballife. >> best you don't talk to me. >> reporter: tonight see what happens when we take our cameras undercover. >> herbal life cured brain tumors? >> it shocked the company at the center of the storm.

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